Property P Eye

Cute Or A Costly Distraction?

Craig Heppell — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 06:51:28 +0000

A very recent buyer inspection I conducted compelled me to write this piece. It involves the joys of potential buyers inspecting homes with their children in tow. Firstly let me qualify that I am father of three teenage sons, who were very energetic toddlers and active growing children. I understand the demand for attention that they …

Don’t Read Obituaries. Never will.

Craig Heppell — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 04:20:35 +0000

For the last ten years I have lived and breathed Real Estate and the transaction of properties with the utmost integrity, ethics and common decency. As a Property Professional I am privy to some extremely sensitive and personal information shared by my clients and business associates. Never have I used any of this information to …

Political Correctness. I’ve Had A *#%$!&@ Gutful!

Craig Heppell — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:20:35 +0000

What constitutes bad taste? What constitutes inappropriate dialogue? If the keepers of all things Politically Correct had their way, Australia’s larrikin spirit and self depreciating sense of humour would be locked away, never again to be unleashed upon the world and forgotten forever. We are one of the only nations that seem to be very comfortable poking …

Keeping It Real

Craig Heppell — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:09:19 +0000

Feedback. The word itself can strike terror into the heart of even the most seasoned Real Estate Agent because the reaction from a home seller, when the information is delivered, can vary wildly, as emotions can run high. Yet it is the most vital component of any residential property marketing strategy in assisting a home seller …

Let The Buyers Go!

Craig Heppell — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:49:10 +0000

Prior to commencing a career in real estate, I bought and sold about thirteen properties, but, believe me that did not make me an expert in my current chosen field. What it did show me was, how I was made to feel comfortable, as a buyer, by the more professional agents I came into contact with. …

Will the real house for sale please stand up?

Craig Heppell — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:26:57 +0000

One of the more interesting practices in the Real Estate industry is the office inspection or ‘Caravan’. This weekly jaunt, usually carried out on either a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday morning, is where an entire office – and by office I mean a sales team, not the building, inspect all the new house listings that …

Welcome Sports Fans To ‘TBMA’

Craig Heppell — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:28:54 +0000

TBMA? Is that like WWF? Maybe UFC? How about BJJ? (at first I thought this one was an ‘unmentionable’ but it turned out to be Brazilian Ju Jitsu. Apparently participants are waxed to within an inch of their life before competing). What about NRL or NFL? No, we are not even warm. I have come …

A Cautionary Property Tale

Craig Heppell — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 02:31:02 +0000

Thank heavens we are not the USA. Australian Banks, using the Aussie vernacular, are total tight arses compared to their ‘loose as a goose’ counterparts in Europe and the USA. For the greater part of the last decade American Banks and Lending Institutions threw money at less than qualified applicants so they could buy over-priced …

Did you wake up and the world was different?

Craig Heppell — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 03:14:01 +0000

Is it just me or do you feel like you awoke from a short hibernation and everything had changed? The world in which we live in, do business in and interact in is evolving at such a rate, what appeared to be ‘cutting edge’ yesterday has been superseded and considered ‘old hat’ today. As one …

Monty Python Sings The Nambour/Hinterland Property Market Theme Song

Craig Heppell — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:47:00 +0000

It’s amazing how a little ditty can stick in your mind more than thirty years after it accompanied the final scenes of one of the funniest movies ever – The Life of Brian. That ditty is of course, yes, I can hear you whistling it……’Always Look on The Bright Side of Life’ Those who aren’t …